Breaking News: The Craigslist Patriots Girl Has Chosen Her Man For The Game Tomorrow

Everybody got your lottery tickets ready? It is time to check your numbers….

Did this guy win?

Nope!

How about this normal looking gentleman?

No love for the Amish, indeed.

A 13 year old Italian stallion who wears sunglasses in the shower, perhaps?

Don’t be gross, that’s illegal.

This young man whose parents made him pose in a ridiculous fashion for a senior pic and who has been wasting a Drew Bledsoe jersey for close to two decades?

No, no not him.

At the end of the day, there was only one man who could possibly have been chosen, and his name is John.

Not sure what he looks like, but he’s got a lovely voice and sounds like a very polite young man. If you ask me, Craigslist Alyssa made a marvelous choice and I’m sure they are going to have a tremendous time at the game tomorrow as they watch the Pats stomp the Chiefs. #LETSGOOOOOOOO

PS – I’m sure a lot of people want to be my Best Man but Jim Armstrong called dibs, and I have to respect that.

PPS – This is the second time this week an internet love of mine (Making a Murderer reporter being the other) has been called something to the tune of “strange, but special.” Kinda cool?