<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Breaking News: Ebola At Mass General?</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","54"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["ebola","mass general","news","kfc","big game week","big cat","el pres","live event barstool sports picks central || monday","barstool scottsdale | tonight","welcome","black face","february","et tune","poor little ebola","front page news"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.72"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.28"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT6_conf","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT6_risk","MEDIUM"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT9_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT9_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"54",category:"Boston",tags:[],brandName:null,brandId:0,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-219255" alt="doilookscared (1)" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/12/doilookscared-1.gif" width="480" height="360" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>This is so Ebola it hurts.  Nobody is talking about Ebola.  It’s not front page news anymore.  Nobody is getting sick anymore.  Nobody gives a fuck.   Poor little Ebola can’t hurt a fly.  I know it.  Ebola knows it.  Everybody knows it. So what does Ebola do?  Tries to scare me into buying Health Insurance by saying somebody has Ebola at Mass General.  It’s probably KFC in black face.  Oooooh…I’m scared…..  Fuck off Ebola. I’m so three thousand and eight. You so two thousand and late.</p></body></html>

<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-219255" alt="doilookscared (1)" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/12/doilookscared-1.gif" width="480" height="360" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>This is so Ebola it hurts.  Nobody is talking about Ebola.  It’s not front page news anymore.  Nobody is getting sick anymore.  Nobody gives a fuck.   Poor little Ebola can’t hurt a fly.  I know it.  Ebola knows it.  Everybody knows it. So what does Ebola do?  Tries to scare me into buying Health Insurance by saying somebody has Ebola at Mass General.  It’s probably KFC in black face.  Oooooh…I’m scared…..  Fuck off Ebola. I’m so three thousand and eight. You so two thousand and late.</p>

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