Brady Was At Gillette Last Night Cracking Jokes About His "Enjoyable Offseason"

Super Bowl champion, comedian, sun-kissed god the likes of which I haven’t seen since Matthew McConaughey was still doing romantic comedies. That’s Tom Brady. How was my offseason? Oh well I lovvvvved it, it was sooooo enjoyable. I fought with a gigantic, red headed baby the entire time while he plugged his ears and yelled “LALALALLAALA” as we tried to reason with him. I just spent the whole summer in lawyer’s offices and court rooms, scrolling through Edelman’s Instagram and double tapping videos where he’s giving himself a mud massage. That’s how great my offseason was: the highlight was using social media to watch others have fun.

PS – A couple of sleuth stoolies found Brady’s ‘Gram and while I feel kinda bad sharing it, it’s too good not to. “TlovesGJBV.” Tom loves Gisesle, John, Benjamin, Vivan. Such a perfectly dad social media account. Dude is the best husband and father in history. Doesn’t even use IG to creep on girls, just to follow his teammates and tell the world how much he loves his family. Please don’t flood his inbox with requests, let him live in peace.

*whispers* but seriously I’ll murder people to see these 55 posts. Murder.

Even Gisele follows it.