Boxer Didn't Fuck His Girlfriend For 3 Months Leading Up To His Fight
Sun – BOXING champ Carl Froch has revealed the key reason behind his impressive conquering of Mikkel Kessler on Saturday night – a THREE-MONTH sex ban. The 35-year-old and his model girlfriend Rachael Cordingley even slept in separate beds to keep temptation at bay. But after beating his Danish opponent on points on Saturday the Brit boxer admitted there have been “fireworks in the bedroom”. In the couple’s first interview together since Carl added Kessler’s WBA super-middleweight belt to his IBF title, the fighter said: “It feels fantastic to be doing again what normal couples do. When he came back at weekends, Carl would even sleep in another part of their house to ensure the ban wasn’t jeopardised. He said: “We didn’t sleep in the same bed when I was training. “I stayed in the east wing of the house and Rachael was upstairs in the master bedroom.” Rachael added: “If your partner’s not there, what are you going to do? You just get on with it.” Three months is the longest the couple have gone without action in the bedroom, partly because of Rachael’s recent pregnancy.
Internet has been going crazy about this story. 3 months?!? Oh my god! Well let me first say, I go three months without sex when I’m on a hot streak. Really not all that impressive in my eyes. But more importantly, his wife is pregnant. He’s not refraining from fucking his 12 out of 10 wife, he’s refraining from fucking her fat, hormonal, twin that really doesn’t look like her at all. Best built in excuse ever. “Oh you want me to have sex with your fat ass? Uh, sorry toots. I’m in training. You can sleep in the master bedroom with the kids and your lactating tits, I’m gonna go sleep soundly In the east wing. Catch ya in a couple months when you look like yourself again.”
But having said that, if she wasn’t pregnant I would have a very different take on this. There’s a difference between superstitious and gay: refusing to fuck Rachael Cordingley for 3 months is on the way wrong side of that. I’d go 12 rounds with Carl Froch just to have the honor of this girl calling me a fat loser.
