#BarstoolConfessions: Go Into The Weekend With A Clear Conscience

Mine:

That’s Darling Cabaret in Prague. I was there when I was 15 and we ordered a bunch of hookers back to the hotel, I got too scared and went to my own room to watch EuroTrip on my laptop. Later in the week, I turned 16 and got a lesbian lapdance at Darling. The strippers took off my shirt for the dance and wouldn’t stop playing with my tits.

PS – Probably the best strip club YouTube promo ever. Holy fuck I need to get back to that place.

Best of Twitter: Little disappointed in Twitter this week. Good ones were good, bad ones were horrible. Step it up.