Barstool Emergency Broadcasting System - We Have A Missing MinPin In the South End!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!   Ok people I’m gonna need everybody in the South End and Back Bay to stop what they are doing right now.   We a a lost Minpin on the loose.  Our target has been on the run since early Thursday evening.  Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 14 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of 10 miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Talluala The Minpin. Go get her!