Barstool Dixe Week In Review - Florida State University
KENTUCKY – This week we are in Lexington for the Auburn game on Thursday and possibly Big Blue Madness on Friday night so if you are in the #BBN and want to get involved with the Dixie tour send us an email at dixie@barstoolsports.com or tweet us @barstooldixie. There are also rumors swirling around BarstoolHQ about possibly taking the dixie bus to Ann Arbor for the Michigan State game on Saturday so if you are a Michigan student follow those same steps to contact us and get involved.
It has been less than 24 hours since the Dixie bus has left Tallahassee and I’m already depressed. I know I mentioned this in an earlier recap blog but I need to re iterate it after this weekend. If you are in highschool and you’re reading this blog you need to do whatever it is you have to do grades and life wise and apply to FSU. I know most teachers and parents want you to look at class size and what majors a school offers a bunch of other bullshit but lets be honest you just want to know which school party’s the hardest, has the hottest girls and has an exciting football team. Well Florida State DOMINATES all of those categories.
On Wednesday we got the week started off right with a quick squat sesh with our girl Anita from the RV campground
Then went to a Riff Raff concert in Tallahassee. Riff Raff was a god awful performer but that could not have mattered less because there was a 700/300 girl to guy ratio, thats more than twice as many girls as there were guys for all you math majors out there. Not since the blackout tour have I seen such an unbalanced ratio.
By far the funniest guy of the night though was the 45 year old drunk dude that was standing in the back of the crowd trying to blend in and get turnt. See if you can spot him.
As a result of this aforementioned turnige the Dixie boys woke up a little late and an executive decision was made to pay Feitelbergs cab fare to Tallahassee instead of driving 3 hours to the airport in Jacksonville and picking him up late. A decision that did not go over well in the eyes of our boss and fellow employees.
Wait until I tell him my phone is messed up and can only send text messages until I get a new one.
We talked about that situation and more in this weeks Dixie on the Road podcast recorded live from a cabin in the RV park that was filled with dead animals (listen here).
Pretty sure Feits got over it though once he got a couple Y bombs in him and looked around and saw all of the talent FSU has to offer.
Jail flashbacks on a million
Friday we decided it would make sense for Feitelberg to give us a tour of FSU so obviously he had to get drunk first
need those road sodas
drunk dance swag on a milly
Saturday was gameday and as you can imagine it was classy, casual and very low key.
The aftermath
Did I mention you are an absolute idiot if your reading this, in highschool and don’t try and go to FSU? K cool just making sure. Overall this was the craziest weekend so far in the Dixie tour and it was great having cousin Feitelberg down for the weekend. It did not help the noodle brain that lives inside my noodle head though I will say that. The only negative thing I would say about FSU is the fact that they do the tomahawk chop thing at all hours of the day EXCEPT for big 3rd and 4th down plays during the game. It literally makes zero sense to me, 1st and 10 from your own 25? tomahawk chop. At a bar on Friday night? tomahawk chop.
But when the other team has a big 3rd and 2 late in the 4th quarter and you want people to be cheering in unison as loud as they can to get in the other teams head? nothing, no Tomahawk chop, just people clapping and cheering. It makes no sense to me but that’s just the way it is I guess and like I said its the only bad part about FSU. Now cue the greatest gif I have ever made one more time!
Im sure Kentucky will look the exact same