Barstool Cribs Presents: Handsome Hank

So people may remember this conversation a few weeks back. Would you rather be Handsome or Bob Kraft? Towards the end Hank chimed in with the golden line of “I’d rather be Kraft because he probably has windows in his room.” It baffled me. I honestly thought he was talking about some futuristic Microsoft Windows bedroom situation, it never crossed my mind that he meant an actual window. Naturally, we needed to do a Hank Cribs. Here you go…

Little upset with it, if we’re being real. I expected much, much worse. When I first started working for the stool I lived in a shack by the Broadway T stop in Southie. Didn’t have heat, did have rats. It was a legit shack. My buddy’s uncle bought it to knock it down but until he destroyed it he needed people living there. It was for insurance purposes or something. So he let us crash there for like 300 bucks total. It was TERRIBLE. The showers didn’t even work so I had to join a gym (didn’t work out, just showered there). So yeah Hank doesn’t have windows and if there’s a fire he’ll probably die, but the rest of it is a very acceptable 21 year old’s apartment.