Barstool Bet: Hank Is Out Of His Mind And Thinks He Will Weigh 200 Pounds Of Muscle By Memorial Day

(outrageous chest hair on Hank)

Vitals:

6’0″

169 pounds.

Goal:

6’0″

200 pounds of man meat.

So the Handsome One has decided to become a ladies man. He’s been hitting the crossfit every day, eating cold cuts, drinking protein shakes, doing pushups in the office, snorting creatine, the whole shebang. He’s all in on becoming a 200 lb. brick shithouse for Figawi. I, and everyone else with a brain, tell him he’s insane. He’s doesn’t have the build for that. He’s like a pencil, or a melting popsicle, and just wasn’t blessed with the frame to support 200 lbs. His bones would collapse. It would be like putting a refrigerator on top of a Jenga tower. But, alas, the kid is confident. So confident, in fact, that he’s agreed to a little wager.

If Hank doesn’t make the weight, he will be forced to wear this for a week straight, including a full weekend out in Newport. If he does make it, I will don this beautiful piece of clothing art for the same period of time.

Do people think he can do it? I truly think it’s outrageous. 31 pounds of muscle in 5 months for a non-celebrity is impossible. You need like personal trainers and chefs and shit. You can’t just hit the gym once a day and eat some turkey then come be looking like a superhero by the next season. No shot. But, I’ll put it to a vote.

1 for Hank can do it, 10 for he can’t

(1,138 votes, average: 7.69 out of 10)

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