Andrew Luck Finally Got A New Cell Phone! Wait, It's Another Flip Phone. LOL!

Me rn….

This fucking guy. I don’t know if it’s because it’s the end of the day or because I got like three hours of sleep last night, but if Andrew Luck was here in front of me I’d punch him right in the nose. I’d think about it, at the very least. Keeping your old flip phone from before you were rich is one thing. It’s still moronic and fucking annoying, but it’s different. Going out and getting a brand new flip phone once that old one kicks the bucket is INFURIATING. I’m sorry for yelling but like I said, I’m not on much sleep right now and am very irritable. Because of that, Andrew Luck’s desperate attempts to be the guy who doesn’t care about being cool have me ready to blow a gasket. Just be fucking normal, you nerd. Get a phone with the internet. Get a phone with Twitter. Get a phone that you absolutely never have to use as an actual telephone again. That’s the dream, isn’t it? This whole “look at me! I’m Andrew Luck and my phone flips! Isn’t that so crazy?!” shit is fucking nonsense. Grow up, Andrew. Haven’t seen someone try so hard to look like they don’t care since the last time I got dressed.