Amanda Bynes Clarifies Reports About Her Arrest: Says She Did Not Throw A Bong Out The Window, BUT The Cops Did "Slap Her Vagina"

“Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.”

Amanda Bynes

Well that clears that up.  Nothing worse than getting your vagina slapped by a cop.  It stinks.  Free Bynes!