Always Look Both Ways When You’re Crossing The Street After Stealing A Chick’s Cell Phone
Or else you might end up getting run over by a bus.
But you know what’s weird? Getting beheaded by a bus isn’t even the most embarrassing part of this video. That’s bad, yes. But how can you not wrestle a cell phone from a chick’s hand? If it took me that long to overpower a woman then I’d probably willingly throw myself in front of a bus. I’m not gonna say I’m the most masculine or toughest man in history, but I’ll get a cell phone out of an unsuspecting lady’s hand in 1 second flat every time. Guaranteed.