Alanis Morissette Looks Good!

Ryan Reynolds is one of the best looking guys in the world. Never did I ever think he was gay. Until now. How he was married to that is truly unfathomable. Alanis looks exactly like the ugly band chick who ate alone in the cafeteria with the gay kid. That was their marriage. Just a gay dude and a fat chick talking about how mean everyone else is.

PS – “‘Self Love’ written on your fat ass bathing suit, isn’t it ironic.” Or maybe it isn’t. A doughy figure and a very vague understanding of the definition of the word irony are two things Alanis and I have in common.