Adam Schefter Just Blew Up The Entire Idea Of "DeflateGate" And Said It's All The NFL's Fault

BYAHAHHAHAHA! What a DISASTER for the NFL. What a complete and utter DISASTER. So we spent two weeks lambasting the Patriots before the biggest game of their lives, and it turns out it was completely the league’s fault? That’s what I’m gathering, correct? One official steals a ball that was intended for charity so he can sell it and profit for himself. A different official saw that a ball was missing and replaced it, giving new ball to Jim McNally. That ball was not regulation. And all of this was caught on camera? Absolutely hysterical. Countless leaks and video footage found in the weeks leading up to the Super Bowl but somehow the NFL never mentioned the one that pointed at the criminals in their own backyard. I mean the night “Deflategate” actually broke I joked it was all an NFL coverup but I never thought I could actually be right. Those crooks were to blame this entire time and they tried to besmirch the good name of the New England Patriots to steer the blame away from themselves. And the media ate it up like starving animals. Never once even entertained the idea that this could be anything but Belichick, because he had a “history of cheating.” Wonder if Goodell and the NFL finally have enough despicable behavior saved up to stop getting the benefit of the doubt.

At this point there are only two things I want to know…

1. What’s the name of that scumbag NFL official who was stealing money from charities? Please be Mike Kensil. Please be Mike Kensil. Please be Mike Kensil.

2. Where is my goddamn apology?