Adam Schefter Claims He Almost Broke The Pope Quitting Story

DM — Pope Benedict is to stand down as leader of the Catholic church, it was reported today. The Pontiff has been in office since April 2005 when he succeeded Pope John Paul II. It is known why he is resigning. More to follow.

Fucking Schefter.  I can’t even tell if he’s trolling me now, but I think he’s dead serious here.   Trying to take credit for the Pope quitting that bitch.    Anyway I don’t get you wacky Catholics.  Why is this such a big deal?  Dude is like 9,000 years old.  Why would anybody listen to what this geezer has to say anyways?    Dude just joined twitter like 10 minutes ago and doesn’t even follow anybody.   Let me ask you this.  What type of crackpot joins twitter at 85 years old and then doesn’t even follow anybody?  Looney toones city.