Absolutely Nothing Worse Than Running Away From A Fight And Getting KO'd By A Tree

I’ve experienced some demoralizing losses in my life but nothing comes to mind that’s on the same level as running headlong into a tree and knocking myself out and pissing myself. Pure embarrassment. But I do love this guy’s gumption. Deny, deny, deny. What are you talking about I ran into a tree? He hit me. He hit me with a mean one! If you don’t admit it then there’s basically no proof except for the crystal clear video. Hard to make that stick.

PS – car air freshener necklace = fresh to death.