Aaron Hernandez Found Guilty Of First Degree Murder

There ends the tale of the worst murderer to ever murder. I guess that’s what you get when you hire lawyers who looked like they just rolled out of bed instead of lawyers in cowboy hat, you get guilty. You get life in prison without the possibility of parole. There are a lot of lessons that everyone can take from Hernandez throwing away such a promising life at the young age of 25. Don’t let your youth stay with you and drag you down is one of them. But I feel like the most important ones are don’t leave your chewed gum on a bullet, don’t leave your joint on a dead body, don’t leave footprints by the dead body, don’t get caught on security cameras traveling with a soon to be dead body, don’t destroy all the security cameras in your house, when the cops ask for your cellphone don’t smash it, don’t text your girlfriend that you need to take care of Odin, don’t get too fucked up and tell your friend about your trap house so you have to kill him, don’t wave the gun around the house on camera right after the murder. All that shit adds up and makes you look really guilty.

PS – Love how Aaron is shocked. Damn can’t believe they caught me.