A Canadiens Fan Essentially Pissing All Over His Nachos In The Bathroom Is One Of The Most Savage Moves I've Ever Seen

Words can’t even describe how deeply this move disturbs me — like I had a fucking physical reaction to seeing these. For those who don’t know, I’m staunchly against food in the bathroom. STAUNCHLY, I said. You want to bring a beer in? Of course. Rest a beer right on the urinal if you want, alcohol kills the piss of strangers. Everyone learned that in middle school science. But food? Food is a hard no-no. You can’t even bring in a pretzel and let it hang from your mouth, just the air touching it will infect it. The in between periods bathroom move is obviously get two beers, get in line, drink one beer in line, finish pissing, go back for one more beer and food. That’s so easy it’s preposterous anyone could fuck it up. But this guy did more than fuck it up, he pissed all over the idea of it. Anyone who’s ever urinated in their life knows there’s always significant splash back and a little puddle below every urinal. To willing place your food in that splash area is just preposterous.