A Bunch Of Kids Got Shitfaced At A Joe's Crab Shack When They Were Accidentally Served Booze
SOURCE – Paramedics were called to a Colorado restaurant that accidentally served rum and vodka cocktails to six children aged two to eight. The cousins all ordered Shark Nibbles from the kids’ menu – a sweet blue soft drink that comes with a toy shark. But it was not until they had all drunk a ‘significant amount’ 30 minutes later that the waitress rushed back saying they were ‘made with the wrong ingredients’. The two-year-old girl had finished her entire drink. It transpired the bartender appeared to have mistaken the order for a Shark Bite cocktail, made from Bacardi Limon Rum, Skyy Vodka, blue curacao, and ‘a dangerous dose of grenadine’. When one of the girls started feeling ill, paramedics were called. All children were checked and later sent home. Trista and Omar Montoya, who had brought the children and visiting relatives to the eatery, were horrified.
I hope the little boys in this shitfaced toddler brigade really took advantage of this experience because they’re never gonne get it again. They got to be treated like chicks at the bar: they got a free drink which was some sweet, girly concoction and nobody made fun of them for drinking, they tried to keep up with the real drinkers and slam it down as quickly as possible and then they got sick and overreacted and called 911 like a bunch of nancies. Pretty unique life experience for them as males to get past step 2 in that scenario without being called a pussy.
On the other hand, this has to be an absolute nightmare scenario for that two-year-old girl’s father. He had another solid 10-12 years of the cute little daddy’s girl phase before he had to really worry about the possiblilty of her becoming the slutty chick blowing the seniors behind the bleachers during free period for a bottle of Malibu. That thought never would have even had to enter his mind for close to a decade; now everytime he looks at her he has to think about that time that she loved that Bacardi and Skyy cocktail so much that she sucked it down in 20 minutes without thinking twice. Take out that life insurance policy now so it doesn’t look suspicious and start figuring out a way to make your suicide look like an accident because not everyone has the ability to go all Marty Hart on the two guys your daughter will be fucking in the back of a car sometime around 2026.