A Badass 12-Year-Old Girl Wins an MMA Fight Over a Grown Up
Final seconds of the fight between 12 Year old Momo vs 24 yr Yamazaki. #deepjewels16 @sfultonMMA @Jiujitsu_Jedi @deep_official @joerogan pic.twitter.com/Fa8BZ62WhW
— MMA Japan (@mmajpn1) May 20, 2017
12-year-old Momo chokes her 24-year-old opponent unconscious at the end of the first round at DEEP Jewels 16 #MMA #WMMA pic.twitter.com/m4foYElY2P
— Bestrafer7 (@Bestrafer7) May 22, 2017
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So it would seem Japan, a country that has laws that mandate school uniforms, prohibit smoking outdoors and digitize out dicks in porn movies, is pretty libertarian when it comes to the whole “Adults Fighting Preteen Girls for Public Entertainment” issue.
Meet 12-year-old Momo Shimizu, who climbed into the octagon against Momoko Yamazaki, who’s twice her age, in a bout sanctioned by Deep Jewels an all-female MMA league that seems to have no rules other than the one that says everything in Japan has to has to be named something weird and vaguely dirty. Anyway, either Momo is the baddest Japanese school girl since Gogo Yubari,
… or Momoko is a disgrace to adulthood. But probably both. Because when when a 24-year-old gets the Sashimi beaten out of her by a kid who’s not even a teenager, why split hairs?
Bitch, you got choked out by a child who technically can’t watch MA-14 TV by herself. But more to the point, you agreed to fight a 12-year-old. What could you have been thinking? To steal a Star Trek reference that is coincidentally perfect for this blog, fighting a 12-year-old is a Kobayashi Maru. The unwinnable scenario. You either go through life as the lady who beat up a kid or the lady who got beat up by one. The former is unforgivable. The latter is worse. And now the only option is a Japanese tradition way more honorable than losing to a toddler in a 1st round knockout. Seppuku. Because death is preferable to living after this. Sayonara, loser.