A 17 Year Old From Queens Made 72 Million Trading Stocks At Lunch

Marketwatch – A kid from Queens has made tens of millions of dollars — by trading stocks on his lunch breaks at Stuyvesant High School, New York magazine reports in its Monday issue. Mohammed Islam is only 17 and still months away from graduating — but worth a rumored $72 million. “The high eight figures,” is as specific as the shy and modest teen would get when asked his net worth. Islam bought himself a BMW but doesn’t have a license to drive it. And he rented a Manhattan apartment, though his parents, immigrants from the Bengal region of South Asia, won’t let him move out of the house yet. Islam and a pair of other young, Wall Street wolf-cub buddies eat regularly at hot spot Morimoto, where they enjoy $400 caviar and fresh-squeezed apple juice.

Fuck this kid and fuck finance guys. I’ve always hated traders and Wall Street guys and dudes like that. Some of them are my best friends, but I fucking hate them. Like for a mogul I totally don’t get how any of this shit works. I mean how the fuck did this kid make 72 million trading stocks at lunch? The entire stock market has always seemed like a giant ponzi scheme to me. Because I guarantee you this, I work harder than this kid does. I’m smarter than this kid is. It’s harder to build a company from scratch than it is to just make trades on the internet. I am better at every facet of life than this 17 year old pimple faced fuck but he’s worth 72 million and I’m worth 3 million internet dollars. It ain’t right. Like if I just quit Barstool and just read some wall street books for a year will I be a gadzillionaire by the time I’m 40? Is math important? Cause I suck at Math, but everything else is my bitch. Horses and the stock market. That’s what Pageviews does!