#96: Chick At Wedding Goes Hard Over A Railing In Pursuit Of The Bouquet

Hey you think this girl wants to get married soon? I think she does. You see the way she went headfirst over that railing with no regard for her own safety? That’s the move of a chick who has been to one too many of her friend’s weddings and can’t control the desperation anymore. She doesn’t want that bouquet. She needs it. Has to have it. Won’t think twice about laying out for any silly superstition she can get. Can’t take another wedding she’s not the bride in. Biological clock going tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. So once more unto the breach she goes. A dirty dress and a sprained neck don’t matter when you got them flowers in your hand.