88. Fat Lady Stomps Her Way Into The Wedding Dance Hall Of Fame

First ballot Fe Fi Fo Fum. The exact type of woman Al Bundy dreads walking into his shoe store simultaniously attempts to cut a rug and not fall right through it. With no underwear, nonetheless. Surprised people unlucky enough to have the wrong angle when it lifted the leg didn’t turn to stone. Plus there’s no way something didn’t rip in half when she did that split. Even money it was the soul.

At least her center of gravity is forcing all near hot chicks into her orbit. I see you Wonder Woman. Don’t get too close to the mouth or you’ll get sucked right in.