60 Kids Arrested At Swampscott High Drinking Party

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This was on Fox News?  That Swampscott parties hard than you do?  Tell me something I don’t know.  More importantly I always wonder how stories like these become headline news. Like oh my god! A high school drinking party! The world is gonna end!   I mean this shit hasn’t been going on since the beginning of time.  When did these parties end with arrests and kids getting kicked out of sports and shit?  Why is the school involved? What happened to the cops just chasing kids out of the house and everybody scrambling into the woods no harm no foul?  And even if the cops do bust you shouldn’t it be a parent issue?    When did schools become parents? It’s a joke.  In my 4 years of high school I never remember one of my friends or anybody from a different town being suspended for drinking.  Now it happens every two seconds.   What changed?   The pussification of America did that’s what.

But that’s not really here nor there. Here is a little known fact. The coach of the SHS baseball team is one of my best friends.  Grew up across the street from him.  Played sports with him my whole life, blah, blah, blah.  Hey Fox how are you gonna do him like this with this photo? What the fuck is that?   Blurry city. You didn’t know that Coach Calichman had friends in high places but he does. Now you’re on my list. Nice job.