54. Tech Bros Try And Kick Locals Off Pick Up Soccer Field

First and foremost, Parks and Rec needs to probably post some signs around the park saying they’re renting out the field to hipster yuppies, so while I can’t knock the tech bros for trying to get the field perhaps ask to play against them. I do it all the time in the park with 12 year old Mexicans who are way better than me, but no they actually fished out a permit and put the principle of $27 over the fact this is prolly the only thing some of these kids got going for them. But of course not:

So of course what started as innocent misconception evolves into a hardcore soccer fight. Got dudes going Radio Raheem and a gentrification clash that of course was filmed. Be better, tech bros, recognize this isn’t your place even if you lived here for a year since you got out of Middlebury.

Couple more notes:

Love this Hispanic kid’s flow, bringing back the Il Divin Codino cuz we in def in this thang.

“Over a year” = probably 4 months

Dropbox Under Armour Gear?

– @SaintBrendan