53. Seahawks Mascot Straight Up Jukes A Fat 49ers Fan Into Breaking His Face On The Pavement

Nothing worse than being emasculated by an adult whose profession is dressing up in a costume and high-fiving children. Also, nothing worse than being a fat idiot with a broken nose because you just got your chubby legs tangled up and bounced your face off the pavement. Also, nothing worse than being the one stand-out 49ers fan at a Seahawks rally and having everyone laugh at you. So what I’m saying it was all in all just about the worst day ever for this guy.