5. An American Hero Was Born In Western Michigan This Weekend: Introducing James Taylor. The Kid Who Threw A 2,000 Person Party With No Remorse (MUST WATCH)

I literally spit out my coffee and wasn’t even drinking any when this kid said “I didn’t make this kid pass out on my floor” and they panned to the kid face down on the ground. That has to go down as one of the greatest live TV moments in the history of live TV. I actually checked to make sure this wasn’t an Onion article when that happened. That’s how outrageous that moment was. I mean what was gonna happen if this kid didn’t mention that bro?  The reporter was just going to do this interview and pretend that there was a dead guy on the floor right next to his feet?  Maybe my favorite moment of all time. Bottomline is I absolutely LOVE this kid James Taylor. Just slinging fire all over the place. I’m talking literally slinging fire with flame throwers and shit. Owning the party. Wants to do it again. Calling everybody a spazz who got upset about it. If this kid throws another part at this farm house I’m gonna be there. That’s my promise to you and him.