350 Pound High School Running Back Can Fucking Scoot

Something has to be off here. There’s no way a kid who weighs 350 can move like that. All I know for sure is that there’s literally zero chance I’d try and tackle this kid. He’s the size of Jerome Bettis with a middle schooler on his back and runs like a goddman gazelle. Lowering your shoulder to that and you might as well put your brain inside a blender.