The Christian Yelich Ass-Eating Video Isn't Real
Tweets are getting deleted and key pieces of the story are disappearing into thin air, so I’ll give you the low down on what happened here.
Nobody leaked a Christian Yelich ass-eating video. That’s not how this went down. A Marlins fan retweeted one of those sex gif Twitter accounts that posted a video of a dude, who has the same haircut as Yelich, eating ass, and it was making the rounds as a joke. I’m assuming it freaked out Yelich, who said that it’s obviously not him, so he tweeted to clear that up.
A false and defamatory video was tweeted about me the past 24hrs. It is 100% not me in the video. My attorneys are looking into it
Yelich’s tweet has since been deleted, likely because it was a bad idea to draw more attention to the video, and the account that originally said that it was Yelich has also been suspended. I’ve never eaten ass before. I can’t tell you if that’s good technique in the video. What I can tell you is that if there were a video of an MLB player eating ass floating around, I highly doubt that @squirters would be the Twitter account to break it. And if they did, I don’t think they’d downplay the fact that an MLB player were in that video. It ain’t him.
But on the off chance that it is him…
Here’s the NSFW link to the video.