Interesting Strategy Here By Adrian Beltre Before Facing Ambidextrous Pitcher Pat Venditte
You know how when a good player retires, and everybody says shit like, the game’s not gonna be the same without him? Most of the time, that’s bullshit. The game will be just fine. But when I say that the game will not be the same without Adrian Beltre, I mean that the game will not be the same without Adrian Beltre. Name another player who’s a Hall of Fame candidate, funny enough, and not a dickhead, so when they fuck around on the field, fans and media don’t jump all over them for not being more serious? You can’t. (I was gonna say David Ortiz, but then everyone would give me shit for making everything about the Red Sox.) You really can’t name ONE other guy who fits that description.
This right here is the ultimate compilation of hilarious Adrian Beltre moments. If you don’t laugh at least once, you’re an asshole.