Vivid Offers Ted Cruz $1 Million For His Campaign To Star In "Cruzin for Bush" Porn

TMZ – Ted Cruz could fill his campaign coffers with a million bucks … with a teeny tiny string attached — he has to star in a porn flick.

As you probably know, back in the day, Ted rhapsodized about starring in a “teen tit film.”

Well, not unexpectedly, Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has extended Mr. Cruz an offer to star in an XXX film — far more graphic than an ’80s boob movie. Hirsch suggests the title, “Cruzin for Bush.”

He’s willing to donate $1 mil through the Super Pac of Ted’s choice.

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Oook Vivid, think we need to pull it back just a little bit here. I mean I get it, you know where your bread is buttered. You know that you can hop into current events, pick out whoever is getting some good traction and offer them a porn contract to get your name in the news for a day with your latest $1 million porn contract. It’s a genius move, and I’ve been all for it – Pippa Middleton, Courtney Stodden, Casey Anthony, Amanda Knox, Hazel Jones. Hell probably even Octomom. I’d watch the shit out of all those. But Ted Cruz is where I draw the line. That’s just too much. I mean tell me the thought of watching some super hot porn star doing work then suddenly the camera cuts to this O face doesn’t give you instant nightmares.

Gross.

Think we all know there’s only one name that can actually bring the thunder in political themed pornography, the GOAT.

PS,

Wouldn’t mind giving it a shot. I mean at least extend the offer, see where discussions go from there.