University of Arizona Took Their Sex Education Game Next-Level

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Damn, leave it to Arizona to step their sex ed game up a notch. Guess they know that when you go to a school that’s basically a vacation home in the middle of paradise surrounded by some of the hottest girls in the country, things tend to escalate a little quicker sexually than putting a condom on a banana. Jumping straight into the ins and outs of butt stuff. Nice.

Just hope they left some of the traditional stuff in the lesson plan too, like the midterm where you have to identify all the different STDs – will most likely come in handy down there, no offense.