UConn Girls Print Out Real Texts They Got From Creepy Dudes And Went As "Fuckboys" For Halloween
The Tab – Wearing actual texts guys have sent them, these two girls dressed up as every single one of our inboxes for the ultimate fuckboy Halloween costume.
Jessica Zharnest and Lexi Fragola were going through messages from guys and couldn’t get over how genuinely shitty some of them can be. Instead of just taking the usual screenshot to post down the “Girls only” group chat, they took rinsing them to the next level.
So they rounded up the worst texts from guys in their lives and dressed up as fuckboys.
From the classic “Send me nudes,” the questionable “I’ve never had to work hard to get a girl,” and the burning questions like “Why haven’t we fucked?” these University of Connecticut juniors brought every girl’s inbox to life and we thank them for it.
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Now this is the type of feminism I can get down with 100%. Female empowerment FTW.
Blow em up girls!
• “Just hope you know we’re fucking today.”
• “Do you think men and women are equal… ‘no have you seen my biceps.’”
• “It’s going to be an easy transition into the bedroom.”
• “We’re gonna fuck cause everyone else sucks.”
• “I’ve never had to work hard to get a girl.”
• “If you get a massage tonight, I get pussy.”
• “Tired as hell come massage me.”
• “Visit ya boy.”
• “Do you have a bed time?”
• “Real shit day. Sorry. Long Story. Sorry if I can’t maintain an investment at this time.”
• “Send nudes.”
• “Come chill.”
• “I am bad. I am a bad man.”
• “I never said you were a slut chillax.”
• “Hope you find someone better than me. I laugh cause there’s no way that’s possible. Goodbye. Your life was meaningless to me.”
• “I’ve been single for seven months so why haven’t we fucked?”
• “Hey can I have my shirt back?”
• “You’re weighing me down.”
• “I just fuck you when I’m bored”
• “I’m just trying to get with you.”
• “Would be better with you sitting on my face.”
Sidenote, are these real? Like do dudes really text this stuff? Find it kind of hard to believe these 2 got this heavy a volume of aggressive fuckboy texts. Like you’re either exaggerating big time here or you really need to re-evaulate the type of guy you give your number to.
Kind of concerning you texted with like, the biggest 20 scumbags at the school all in one semester. But that’s none of my business.
PS,
“Real shit day. Sorry. Long Story. Sorry if I can’t maintain an investment at this time.”
Kind of mean to blow this guy up TBH. Um how about asking what happened? Dude’s dog may have died and you’re calling him a fuckboy for not texting you back instantly.