Two Girls Teamed Up To Bust A Guy Cheating On The Both Of Them At The Same TIme

I’ve gotta be honest, I really wanted to be on the guy Sam’s side here. Yeah he cheated and generally seems like a bit of a douche and I’m pretty sure this isn’t the first or last time he’ll be in a situation like this. But it’s just so obnoxious for these chicks to go through this whole elaborate setup and then keep poking at him just to elicit a reaction. I wanted him to be able to walk away with his dignity in tact so I could be like “Well where did that get you girls?” but then he had to go and do this shit at 2:20:

Now I haven’t been in a lot of/any domestic violence situations but that is definitely the face of an ashamed man who might have choked that Asian girl out. You can’t be a violent dickhead AND a cheater, that’s something I can’t abide. Cheating with girls you’re not taking too seriously should be fun and lighthearted like an old episode of Three’s Company, not dark and leading to some sort of racially recast version of OJ Simpson’s life story. Probably should be labeled undateable after that but the Chinatown bootleg Channing Tatum vibe would likely be enough to get most chicks to keep an open mind. Girls gonna girl and Sams gonna Sam.