Thursday Morning Porn...US Forces Nail ISIS Bank With Bomb, Make It Rain Terrorist Money

Washington (CNN)- The Department of Defense has released declassified video from its January 11 bombing of an ISIS cash depot in Mosul, Iraq.

The video, which has no sound, begins moments before a pair of 2,000-pound bomb strikes the building. After the explosion, clouds of cash are seen fluttering in the air and later scatter on top of the roofs of nearby buildings.

Officials did not say exactly how much money was there or in what currency, but it was described as “millions.”

“It was a good strike. And we estimate that it served to deprive ISIL of millions of dollars,” said Gen. Lloyd Austin, head of the U.S. Central Command, using another name for ISIS. “And combined with all of the other strikes that we’ve done on ISIL’s gas and oil production and distribution capabilities and strikes against his economic infrastructure and the various sources of revenue, you can bet that (it) is feeling the strain on his checkbook.”

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BOOIIIIINGGGGGGG.

Watching millions of dollars that would have gone straight into a social media campaign to recruit insane deluded fuckheads to murder and behead civilians go up in smoke and flames. American flames. Tori Black, Lisa Ann, Asa Akira…none of em got shit on that. Boner Jams 2016, Fuck ISIS edition.