This Uber In Atlanta Might Be The Most Hood Driver In The World Going Off On Passengers And Pulling Out A Bottle Of Tequila Mid-Trip
Nothing better than your somewhat incompetent Uber driver admits she’s been drinking and pulls out a bottle of cheap tequila:
There are some red flags that make me think this may be fake but it’s going crazy viral now and I won’t deprive you of the video because of my skepticism. And I don’t know about you guys but a chick like this I could listen to rant for DAYS (particularly from a safe distance away). Ghetto as fuck while denying it, talking so much shit at that perfect pitch, saying she’s not committing a DUI but instead committing a “DDF – Drinking, Driving, Fun,” (I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t buy that shirt right alongside a Darty Szn one) and while she may suck at navigation I didn’t feel like they were in danger on the road. Normally when being drunk driven by an Uber, I would assume you’re jerking all over the place like one of those rides at Universal that aren’t actually moving but nope, this chick was as steady as they get other than her navigational skills. I mean honestly even if she’s legit and drunk, she’s still in the top 10 percentile of female Uber drivers from what I’ve seen. Just don’t give her wrong directions, ask her for some opinions on Bossip headlines, and you’re in for a five star Uber experience.
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Also this is a helpful reminder: If you live in a major American city, you’re not having the same experience as people taking Ubers across the country. In NYC or LA (and I assume a lot of other places), Ubers are largely owned by cab companies with professional drivers making a full-time living off of this. In Atlanta, you’re getting that chick from Freaknik’s mom all hopped up on Cuervo taking you to wherever you need to be. It’s safer to have a real serious driver, sure, but you can’t put a price on the slice of Americana that is having a random barely-professional driver take you around a place you don’t know with a chance you may not survive. #teamDDF