This Tinder Chick Who's A Surrogate With A Giant Pregnant Belly Seems To Have A Positive Attitude If Nothing Else
Being a surrogate seems like it’d be a rough haul in general with the whole “giving up your body and then having to deal with also giving up the baby after” psychology. But ending up with twins and a belly literally the size of her upper torso and head? That’s rough luck. With her hormones going nuts, I’m sure she does have a lot of emotional/physical needs going on and I really want to believe she’ll find some dude out there totally cool with it on Tinder. Like by “cool with it” I mean some dude who isn’t creepy into pregnant ladies and/or dresses himself up like a baby and asks her to do weird reenactments of his birthing. Tinder is all about options and I’d like to think if they can find something that works for this chick, there’s hope for all of us. (via JM and a bunch of others)
And hey looks like we’ve got ourselves a pre-4th of July Tinder blog, an amount of effort even I’m surprised to be putting in before a three day weekend. Feel free to even out my sacrifice for #content by following me on Twitter and DMing me your screenshots (these blogs are only as good as what I get sent so thanks to people grabbing quality things) and, without further adieu, let’s ride.
Blake Bortles’ ex on Bumble might be worth 1000 of their cheerleaders, she has to be one of the hottest athlete girlfriends in the last few years (via DH)
Would it even be a 4th of July Tinder blog without a Bumble cheerleader representing NFL’s most American team? (via J)
…And hell, it’s America’s birthday, have one on Tinder too (via P)
“I’m concerned, Shannon seems to be taking this newfound Cougar Life a bit too literally” (via PMR)
Redhead, big tits, and can work with numbers, great to see the redheads with big tits are evolving (via J)
No offense to Sarah or Kristen but I’m going with whichever is on the right (via BS)
Dudes sharing profiles is arguably 1000 percent less charming than girls sharing one (via Kay)
Blink and you might miss it (via RM)
Hmm there’s joking “Don’t be a bitch” and a chick being serious about her strap-on dildos and telling you “Don’t be a bitch”…which one are we going with here? (via Juice)
Of all the Bumble cheerleaders I’ve had in this blog I would not guess this girl would be the champion but I don’t argue with trophies (via EM)
There are some quality pics coming up but this still might be the sexiest pic in the entire blog for some reason (via MK)
Whole lot of Jew jokes but at least she restrains kids for a living instead of doing it as a hobby (via K)
I’m posting this for two reasons 1) Unreal tits on whomever this girl is 2) Every profile with “NSAfinder” in it is fake spam so don’t swipe right and don’t send them in…unless you know who these tits actually belong to (via BD)
People keep sending this in so I’ll post it but the nightmares are on all of you (via JS)
Get used to making that face every time your mom brings home a date for the next 18 years, kid (via TS)
Aggressive by 2000s alternative music standards and even more aggressive as a Tinder bio (via P)
(via B)
Your competition for the week is the type who would think this profile is absolutely hilarious (via RG)
The girl who sent this one in says this guy looks like the Crying MJ meme…you decide: Accurate or kinda racist? (via SG)
AKA every guy hiring a nanny’s dream. I don’t even have a kid and might jerk off to the scenario when I finish this blog honestly (via D)
Guess I have to put a now-championship caliber Bumble cheerleader in here, seems deserved (via CC)
And onto the hot and NSFWish ones…
This is how they look for roommates in Brazzers scenes (via R)
You could not find a more perfect “girl you’ve got to hang out with college” type than this chick right here (via SMG)
Everything besides the Dutch booty is irrelevant (via SG)
I think we can all just quietly nod in agreement and go follow (via JBP)
For the record ladies, far away butt shots work even better from underneath but makes the butt look 100 times more porn-y. Not complaining, just trying to help (via JG)
If there’s an attractive girl’s hard nipple on Bumble you can rest assured it will make it into this blog, that’s my promise (via HC)
Unreal dimensions on this dumper (via GL)
I could do without the left side pic but Hudson is such a great hot chick name for a girl with an unreal body (via CC)
Resounding yes on those tan lines on the left, Coppertone can g-e-t get it (via NB)
This girl has such a great “I’m a regular girl who’s just really hot” sex appeal to her, different than the “I’m a girl who tries to look like Instagram models” sexy appeal (via JB)
Not how I’d expect a Body By Doritos endorsement to look but I’m not mad at it one bit, viva los Tacos Locos (via KU)
And there we have it, another week in the books of the Tinder blog. Go follow me and send me your screenshots, have a kickass day of our nation’s independence, and happy swiping!