This Guy Was Standing On The Side Of A Car Drift Track And Yeahhhhh This Is Why You Don't Do That

First of all: The guy thankfully survived with just some casual concussions, fractured ribs, and internal damage, a heroic feat unto itself. But my main takeaway here is how relaxed the entire situation was given that this dude got crunched like it was GTA physics. It’s hard to get a good screengrab because of how fast it happened but check out the guy getting hit’s face:

I expected to see his eyes widen up or look horrified but he’s there as stoic as a cigar store Indian. And then you have the driver who doesn’t even go “Oh fuck” or “Shit” or anything indicating he just lit a guy up with a car. I get that these guys are probably used to risk given that they’re playing around on a makeshift Russian drift track but a little bit of a reaction would be nice. If I’m the guy who got hit and I see this video after the fact and see this dude not reacting or even hustling to pull over, I’m not his friend any more. If you can’t muster up at least a “Drats” after hitting me with a car and shattering my insides, then we can’t be friends. Too much self-respect and internal bleeding for that.