This Guy Tried A Little Parkour At A McDonald's And Ohhh Man Did It Not Work Out For Him

Perfect 10 second video. Idiot quickly climbs things, idiot efficiently falls through roof, idiot breaks every part of a fancy McCafe style McDonald’s. You can guess what got him to attempt that, some combination of alcohol and a wayyy overinflated sense of his parkour abilities. But more than anything, I just want to know what happened after the camera stopped rolling. How injured was he? How does the McDonald’s respond? Is this kid arrested or does he just owe some lifelong debt to McDonald’s, maybe they enslaved him and now he’s the personal butler to the kids at a Ronald McDonald House somewhere? It’s such an outlandish and moronic situation, I just need to know how that all shakes out in real life outside of the viral video, a Behind the Fail series on guys like this would answer a whole lot of questions.

Also can’t post any blog about awful parkour attempts without this:

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PS There’s a chance this is an older video but I asked Trent if he’d seen it before and if you can’t trust the worldliness of a man who’s been in New York for a month after an entire life lived in landlocked Iowa, who can you trust?