This 18-Year-Old Reality TV Chick Is Mad No One Believes She's A Virgin Due To Her Hotness And Fake Rack

Daily Mail – An 18-year-old reality TV star says no one will believe that she is a virgin and saving herself for Mr Right – because she looks glamorous and has had a boob job.

Alex Marlow is appearing on [British] dating show Young, Free and Single: LIVE but says she has no intention of going to bed with anyone apart from The One.

“I don’t think you can judge a book by its cover,” she explained in an exclusive interview with MailOnline. “I know of some really innocent looking girls and they are the most sexual.

“Boys have assumed that I have done it because of my look and people have said on Twitter that they thought I would have. I haven’t found the right person who I trust and love enough to do it with. So many girls I know do it and regret it and I don’t want to be that sort of girl.”

This one is a lot like that college girl who thinks life is so hard because she’s pretty you just have to feel so awful for her. Nothing worse than having people judge you solely because you’re overdeveloped for your age and if Alex Marlow ever needs support in these trying times of blossoming womanhood I’m more than willing to lend a shoulder to cry and/or rub silicone on. She deserves no less.

But I do get people’s confusion as to why Alex wouldn’t have broken the seal already. When you’ve got good looks and already threw in some bonus Ds at 18, people are going to assume you’re living a high speed life. When people see you with a speedboat, they’re going to assume you’re taking it out on the water. The finer things are meant to be used. Instead, her titties are like Howard Hughes, expensive and opulent but afraid to make public appearances, wearing tissue boxes over her nipples over fear of them being exposed to outside influences.

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It seems like a shame until you really think about it. Realistically, who would she have been hooking up with over the last few years? Some ham-fisted British high school dork who wouldn’t know how to handle what a grown-ass woman she is, most likely. Is that really a loss for her? Better to hold on for another year or two and have guys around the UK of all ages obsessed with being the one to win her over, throwing all their best game and dinners and whatever at her in the hopes of being the one to plant that Union Jack flag. All because she was able to hold out on banging some senior with a bottle of Schanpps and a leather jacket in the back of his dad’s Mini Cooper. Savvy moves by Alex all around, congrats to her and her hymen for their strategery.