The Signs For Move In Day At West Virginia Are Supremely Aggressive

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“21 to drink and 18ish to stick it up our asses.”  Jesus.

Imagine being a parent and pulling up to this scene?  Like dad driving in his button-down under his sweater vest and mom in the front seat in her buttoned up blouse slowly rolling through the campus in the family sedan and reading spray painted signs about your daughter getting ejaculated in.  I think like 98% of the parents whose kids are going to West Virginia know what to expect but for those handful of families not really up to speed on it, that’s gotta be an unpleasant shock to the system.

Also these signs still being “allowed”  without expulsions and protest marches is one the most astounding miracles of 2017.

PS,

Not sure they’ll ever top 2016 though.

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[Pics via Barstool Instagram, Busted Coverage]