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Tennessee Kid Puts A Porn Star's Name On His Quiz, Gets Charged With Sexual Harassment and a Title IX Violation

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TFMKeaton Wahlbon is a student at the University of Tennessee who doesn’t remember the names of his TAs, just like the rest of America. Keaton had a geology quiz with Professor Bill Deane and one of the questions on the quiz was “what is your lab instructor’s name? (if you don’t remember, make something good up).” Since Keaton didn’t remember, he put down the first generic girl name he could think of, which was Sarah Jackson.

He ended up getting a zero for that, and a comment of “inappropriate” from the TA.

Why would Sarah Jackson cause such a stir? Well, it turns out that’s the name of a porn star.

Befuddled, Keaton emailed Bill asking for a reason why he got a zero, and for Deane to hear his side of the story. Bill wasn’t having it, and told him that it was sexual harassment under the definition of Title IX.

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Uhhhh look I’m just going to come out and say it, not going to dance around it or anything – I don’t know Sarah Jackson the porn star, and if I don’t know you, you’re not a porn star. I mean that’s just me being honest. Know a lot about porn ok? Just saying, if this bro put down like, Asa Akira or Alexis Texas or Sasha Grey or Madison Ivy or Sunny Leone or August Ames or Jada Fire or Nyomi Banxxx or Brandi Love or Lisa Ann or Kelly Divine or Rachel Starr or Ava Addams or Skin Diamond or Angelina Valentine or Katie Kox or Nicole Aniston or Gianna Michaels or Lela Star or London Keyes or Aletta Ocean or Kagney Linn Karter or Jenna Haze or Priya Rai or Jynx Maze or Kristina Rose or Faye Reagan or Kayden Kross or Isis Taylor or Isis Love or Tori Black, then this outrage from the TA might hold a little water. But Sarah Jackson? Who TF is Sarah Jackson? Maybe a no-namer in the Amateur section who doesn’t even get her name meta-tagged, at best.

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Now let’s be clear, no I do not completely believe this kid’s story. Especially when he said he had to do so much Google digging to even find out who she was – my results were pretty clear.

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Pretty hot. Pretty clearly a lingerie and possibly nude model. Maybe the lab instructor looks like her and this is some sort of inside joke with the class. Or maybe he really did just write a totally random name down. All I know is giving a 0 and claiming a “Title IX violation” over it is an LOL-funny overreaction.

[h/t Total Frat Move]