Some Turkish Guy Called '#SaltBae' Has Chicks Creaming Themselves Over The Sensual Way He Cuts And Salts Meat

When you spend every day at work digging through the bizarre corners of the internet, there isn’t a lot that makes you scratch your head. When you’ve seen a man fuck a McChicken, what else is there to do ya know? But this dude going viral for the sensual way in which he cuts and salts his meat is a real doozy. I saw this roundup on Twitter moments and was blown away by what I was witnessing, even chicks going nuts over the dude spanking and saucing up some meat:

It’s all very confusing. And the thing is while I’m not currently frothing at the bit like some of these gals are, I’m very much in on his meat preparation skills. The way he treats that meat, the artfulness with which he prepares it, even the slinky way that he moves as he dices it up or gets it ready…there’s something interesting there. The guy has a way with meat. I mean really:

Question his methods of cow seduction if you must be clearly the guy is onto something. Also I have to throw these in here. I will never willfully utter the phrase “#Saltbae” in my life but the trickle down meme economy is pretty amusing I have to admit: