School Forced To Apologize For Making "Hurt Feelings Report" For Whiny Kids About Their "Pansy Ass Feelings"

NBC – Staff members at a Delaware elementary school are apologizing after a sarcastic “Hurt Feelings Report” was accidentally sent to parents.

The Lombardy Elementary School, located in Wilmington, mistakenly emailed the report to parents as an attachment. The sarcastic form states that its purpose is to “assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings.”

A spokesperson for the Brandywine School District told NBC10 in Philadelphia that a Lombardy Elementary School staff member accidentally attached the form to an email informing parents of upcoming school events and news.

“The attachment was something that had been sent to them from a person external to the school,” the spokesperson said. “It was not an official document of Lombardy Elementary or the Brandywine School District. This was an embarrassing mistake, but it was just that – a mistake. It should not have happened, and we apologize for the error.”

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First of all this “Hurt Feelings Form” is hilarious.

The report refers to those who complain about hurt feelings as “whiners.” In one section of the document it also asks for the name of the person who “hurt your pansy a** feelings.”

Under the “Injury” section of the form, it asks, “Did you require a tissue for tears?” It also lists “I am a wimp,” “I have woman/man-like hormones,” “I am a crybaby,” and “Two beers is not enough,” as possible reasons for filing the report.

“Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt, as if anyone cared,” the report states.

And the funniest thing – or the saddest, depending on how you look at it – is that you could use this exact same form for college students these days. Doesn’t just apply to little elementary school kids in Delaware. Has universal application to the 18-24 year old “adults.” Just need a box to check for Violation of Safe Space and it’s ready for distribution at universities from coast to coast.

This is actually kind of a good sorting tool for a young age. Any parents who actually complain about this, their kids go in one category, the Precious Snowflake category, then when they graduate high school they get divvied up to preselected whiny baby colleges. Any parents who laugh it off and think it’s funny, their kids are good to apply to the normal schools.