Rick Pitino Has To Be Held Back By 5 People From Fighting Some UNC Fan

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When you’re fed up with everyone reminding you that you ejaculate in 15 seconds during sex:

Or, when you come inside her on the floor of the restaurant and she informs you she’s not on the pill and also she’s not your wife.

Or, when an old friend of the program starts telling every media outlet that will listen about how you hired her for sex parties with all your recruits.

Or, when they question why you didn’t guard Grant Hill on the inbounds pass.

All I know is, whatever that UNC fan said to put Pitino in full HOLD ME BACK mode – he had a lot of options to choose from.