Reporter Gets Students To Sign Petition Banning "White Christmas" From The Radio For Being Racist

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I’mmmmmmmmmmmm dreamminnnnggggggggggggg of a politically correct, inclusive and progressive Christmassssssssssssssss featuring all colors, genders, races, beliefs and cultural values and under no circumstances demeaning or offending anyone due to triggers of appropriation or colonialism or western supremacyyyyyyyy. (-Bing Crosby, the 2015 College Campus Remix)

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Listen buddy, I see what you’re trying to do here standing in front of that big ass menorah. Don’t drag the Jews into this, I’m on your side here.