Pitt Basketball Recruit Damon Wilson Took Two Dates To Prom Because Why Wouldn't You?

First things first, Jake, Pitt also has a CBI tournament championship during that same time frame so let’s not forget about that.  How many of those does Kentucky have in the last 4 years?  Exactly.  As far as Damon Wilson goes, good for him.  There’s basically two ways to look at stories like this and when Lou Will announced he had two girlfriends and any other similar ones.  You can say that he’s a god among men who is neck deep in threesomes around the clock and found a way to avoid life’s worst enemy, monogamy.  Or you can say that he’s a naive idiot because trying to listen to and keep one girl happy is practically impossible so why would you ever purposefully double your workload.  All I know is that perception is reality and if you can plant the seed in people’s mind that you sling major league D then you have to do that.  Doesn’t matter if both these chicks only went with him because they didn’t get enough retweets for Wiz Khalifa to take them, what matters is that word about Damon Wilson’s game is out to the public and the sluts have probably already formed a line outside Sutherland Hall.

P.S. I dig the twitter handle and am already eagerly awaiting his 30 for 30.  “What if I told you that the only Big Dance he ever succeeded in was his high school prom?”