PETA Picks A Fight With LSU, Demands They Stop Having A Live Tiger Mascot

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Poor Mike the Tiger. Guy is fighting for his life against an extremely rare, inoperable and terminal form of cancer and now PETA is coming out of the woodwork to demand he be kicked to the curb. Picked up out of his happy home and dumped in the Louisiana jungle or something. I don’t know, I don’t even know what their plan is, all I know is they just want Mike and all the future Mikes evicted from the comfortable LSU campus. Classic PETA move to insert themselves in a situation nobody wants them in.

Hey PETA here are a few #Facts for you that I dug up. Tiger in the wild, know what his life span is? 8-10 years. Last LSU Tiger, Mike V? Died at age 17. Mike I and Mike III? 19 years. Mike IV? Just shy of 21 years. They get state of art around the clock care with the best lifestyle in the nicest habitat imaginable. This Mike’s getting never-before-used incredibly high tech treatment on his cancer. Human beings can’t even get that shit.

Seriously where do you think Mike would be happier, in fucking Africa? Running around the desert desperately looking for shade? Having to hunt down and kill a moving target every single time you want to eat? Never knowing if you’ll be able to find water when you’re thirsty? Mike the Tigers eats steak dinners and watches SEC football next to hot ass southern girls every Saturday. Humans pay like 40,000 bucks a year for that pleasure.