Oxford Mississippi About To Reach Threat Level Midnight...Marshall Henderson Guest Bartending At Ole Miss Bar Tomorrow Night

So let me get this straight. Marshall Henderson. Behind a bar. With free reign over every alcohol known to man. With hundreds of college kids handing him money and asking him to do shots with them. Noooo way this ends badly. And by badly I mean one of the sloppiest, most epic nights Oxford has ever seen.

Which airport do I book my flights into?