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Miley Cyrus Goes Around George Mason Dorm Rooms Pounding On Doors To Tell People To Vote For Hillary Clinton

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NBC - For singer Miley Cyrus, it will only be a “Party in the USA” if her favorite candidate wins the election — and she’s doing everything possible to make that happen.

“The Voice” coach went to George Mason University in Fairfax, Virginia, Saturday afternoon to knock on dorm room doors and urge students to vote for Hillary Clinton.

Dressed in a flashy red, white and blue ensemble, Cyrus asked students who they planned to vote for, chatted with them about the consequences of not voting and even played video games with some.

“I’m going from door-to-door right now in support of Hillary and Tim. Are you going to vote? Have you registered to vote? Are you voting here or from out of town? Voting for Clinton and Kaine?” Cyrus asked one student after surprising her at her door.

She bounded from room to room, and also gave Clinton pins as souvenirs to students who said they were supporting her in November.

Was this approved by Hillary? I bet it was. I bet it was her original idea in the first place. I bet she cooked this up in her brain while she was daydreaming during the debates. Anything with pandering + millennial celebrity involved has her fingerprints all over it. Hot sauce in her purse and Miley, lock those demos up.

And, of course, another horrible job of execution, at least as far as a normal college kid is concerned. I mean when you get a knock on your dorm room door it means one thing and one thing only – RA checking in. Put all the blunts out and hide the booze. If you’re on some sort of social probation or something maybe even pour the booze down the sink, can’t take any chances, not when you’re in panic mode. Either that or maybe you’re coming off a 36 hour adderall bender for Finals and are finally crashing to get some sleep. Or you’re fucking.

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3 scenarios where your door would be closed, and 3 scenarios where I’d punch Miley Cyrus in her stupid face if she knocked on my door. Seriously I hate Donald with a passion, but I’ll tell you this, if I got either woken up or poured my liquor down the drain or had to stop banging some sorority 10 because Miley Cyrus was pounding on my door stumping for Hillary saying #I’mWithHer and shit I’d be leading the motherfucking rallies in Washington for President Trump.